Headline says it all.
This is an actual article in the actual newspaper in the actual institution from which I received my degree. For some reason, that is the actual pull quote.
Oh those poor books.
THE SPINES WERE BROKEN?!
THE HUMANITY!


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my former place of higher learning everyone
Oh. My. God.
I almost graduated from here, guys.
Oh the huge manatee!
THIS IS MY COLLEGE I GO HERE I M GRADUATING FROM THIS INSTITUTION ON THURSDAY
Okay, y’all. I’m about to drop some journalism realness on you. First, this a TOP story. It’s on the top of the page,...
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Think of the books, the poor books. Man’s inhumanity to books!